Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
I have been reading her blog for a long, long, time. And I decided her "not me Monday" was just too much fun that I must join in.
I did not do a happy dance on son's first day of school because no one was fighting in my house. I would never rejoice that someone else has to deal with him for forty hours a week. Nope, not me.
I did not let my kids play under the table at a restaurant with their cousins after waiting for 30 minutes on a check. I would never let them crawl on a nasty Mexican restaurant floor where ecoli lives so I could carry on a conversation with my sister. Nope, not me.
I did not let daughter eat a Popsicle for breakfast and lick an apple and tell her that was a good girl. I would never let my children eat such non nutritious things, especially for breakfast. Nope, not me.
I did not get the skin burned off my chest from my chest strap (that connects to my running watch) while running and then not wear proper undergarments around town. I did not layer tank tops under my top and think no one would notice. Nope, not me.