Tuesday, November 4, 2008

No Kiss November

How can we fight back against No Shave November? Due to the phenomenon sweeping the Westwood nation, I am declaring No Kiss November. This will save all us wives from red scratches around the mouth. Even hugging is an obstacle. I have to do the head on the chest hug. Not to mention, the shaping it up shave is making a mess in my sink. Another revenge option is for us wives use the men's razors this month causing them to go dull when December 1st rolls around. OHHH a dull shave, can you imagine their pain? Revenge option#3 is to volunteer all the men as shepherds, wisemen or some other Bible character for drama performances in December. Another option is us women not shaving. I can't commit to that due to my OCD behaviors regarding shaving but their might be some of you ladies that wouldn't mind not shaving. I have provided several outlets for you wives and I am sorry my husband had any part in starting this hairy situation. If you have another revenge option, please let me know.
We should all be scared. We now have men blogging and not shaving. Next think you know they will be singing "Kum Ba Ya" around a campfire talking about the days of kissing.

3 comments:

Karen said...

You are hilarious! I have nixed the no shave idea in my house. Allen gets too prickly if he goes more than 24 hours. I don't think my OCD self could handle him not shaving for a month.

Joe said...

With 2 kids the "No Kiss November" shouldn't be too much of a stretch to overcome for the "No Shave November" men. For all you kids out there.........**EARMUFFS** We all know the kissing just takes up time anyway!!??**!!

Tricia said...

You crack me up!! And I want credit for the "No Kiss November"! Just kidding...