I am having a hard time this football season and I know you know why. But for me, I can not listen to JOX, I can not watch the news, I can not talk to a lot of friends on Saturday's (or Thursday's, Friday's,etc.), I have nothing to talk to Mikey Fresh about . . . Friends my life is on hold. I am in a state of disarray. I have heard the Tubby talk. If he wants Lowder to kiss it, good for him. If that explains why he had on that other orange jacket last night, good for him. For a moment last night I saw my old Tubby. Don't get me wrong I am not devoted to Tubby. I am devoted to Auburn and I believe in Auburn and LOVE IT. I just need some time to process the decline. In the meantime I have been harassed by enough Alabama fans. Even my nephews came over and told me 20 times, "Alabama #2 in the World." (From brother-in-law no doubt.) But for the love of all that is good, why do I have to see this set up in a parking lot?
And why does my mother insist on picking up the kids for Sunday lunch wearing this. I think she is rubbing it in my face. Mother, if you are reading this . . . please stop and buy a purse.