I did not get a babysitter this weekend so I could get away from my daughter for 3 hours. I got the babysitter for my husband because it was HIS birthday and it was never about me. I would never WANT to be away from my child. NOPE NOT ME.
I did not take Yoda to get a haircut this week because that was an excuse to get out of the house. I would never make up things to do. NOPE NOT ME.
I have not been wearing my blue jeans folded up so the bottoms will not get wet from all the rain. I would never NOT give up the flip flops and put on some different shoes so my pants would not drag the ground. NOPE NOT ME.
I would not TEXT my AUBURN friends throughout the whole Auburn game. I would never need constant communication with my AUBURN friends. NOPE NOT ME.
I did not allow daughter to wrestle Shep during half time of the Auburn game for enjoyment. I would never encourage her to "take him down." NOPE NOT ME.
I did not yell, "whose your daddy" during said Auburn game. NOPE NOT ME.