I did not take my kids over to my close friend's house Saturday night and possibly infect them with a stomach virus. I would never take my kids to a friends house with all the germs that are floating around. I am a good friend and a hermit and live my life in fear and would never socialize for fear of what my kids could get or give. Nope not me.
I did not start washing clothes at 4:30 am because I was up with a throwing up child. I would never start a loud washing machine waking up everyone else in the house. I would never think that throw up sheets couldn't wait until daylight. Nope not me.
I did not spray my sleeping, sick child with Lysol because he stunk. I would never spray a bottle of germ eating genius directly at the back of my child's feverish head. Nope not me.
I did not set up an air mattress in my room because I did not feel like my sick child throwing up in two rooms. I did not set up the mattress because I did not want the said sick child in my bed. I did not set up the air mattress because I am a neurotic night time checker of sick children. Nope not me.
I did not take my kids to Wal-Mart on Friday night and tell them to stay close to mommy because there are scary people in Wal-Mart. I would never scare my children into obedience. I personally would never be scared of people of Wal-Mart on a Friday night. Nope not me.
I did not get so sad about not getting to go to Auburn this weekend that I cried. I would never cry over not going to a football game. I would never get mad at my husband for not understanding why I was crying. Nope not me.