You are my favorite son.
When I was pregnant with you, everyone said, "boys love their momma!"
It is true.
More true is how much I love you.
Favorite Boy quote: "A boy is the only thing God can use to make a man."
My personal quote: "You smell like a boy and you look like one too."
I pray his wife likes me.
If not she can sleep in the barn and he can sleep in his room.
I am slightly kidding.